I don't think I could live with myself if I hit a deer or any animal for that matter. My biggest regret getting my drivers license last year [at the age of 41] was that it would give me the ability to crush life without meaning to.
I'd like to think the deer you hit lived.
Anyhow, your message is loud and clear and sad. Especially on the heels of Thanksgiving Day weekend.
Gobble-COUGH-Gobble
also, if you haven't seen this, you should:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhcgWFOktcI
[you can thank simon fraser for uncovering this gem]
Gobble-COUGH-Gobble: that's very funny, man! And I just watched the trailer and it's great! I guess I barely scraped the surface of the sinister potential in this story...
As for road kill--where I live it's amazing. You get to the point where you're just glad YOU got home okay--the hell with the animals. Once my friend had a smashed windshield and I asked her what happened and she said a wild turkey took off too low and flew straight into it. A Thanksgiving revenge story?
Totally been there, you captured it. It's the most awful feeling. I have noticed that people who live a little closer to the land view them as overgrown rodents and don't mind killing them at all. If that makes you feel better.
The worst I ever felt was rolling over a farm cat one night in Spain. In a SmartCar, no less. I had to get good and drunk when we hit the next town, I don't mind telling you.
I believe it. I wonder if there's a tally up in the sky of how many lives I've taken and how many I've saved out there on the road: whole families of ducks and squirrels and deer who lived because of me. A deer and a squirrel and maybe a turtle I murdered. But the balance is in my favor! I swear!
What an awful thing to go through! You were lucky that you didn't get hurt yourself. I guess there is no time to react when something jumps in front of the car like that. Scary.
Thanks, Jenn! Yeah, I've avoided so many of these damn things when they've jumped in front of my car--but when they jump into the side of your car, there's nothing you can do.
What a bummer! Maybe she was suicidal?? Seriously, though, I still feel a bit bad that I ran into a butterfly one day....[ok, you can stop laughing now...]
Hey, the deer hit YOU! Not that uncommon, and WAY harder to avoid than you hitting it. You could argue that you're participating in natural selection. (And yes, those of us who live in the hinterlands and sometimes refer to them as "yard rats" can be a little hard-hearted about those cloven hooved symbols of -- nevermind!)
But honestly, there's a fairly good chance that, if it didn't damage your car, you didn't kill or even seriously injure it. They are tough. And considering we live on a road where a deer once hit someone's car, went through the windshield and seriously injured them, it could have been worse.
Yeah, it does. Thanks. I really did have a combined reaction of rage and guilt.
Ironically, where my Dad lives in upstate NY, deer are rare and the hunters get a woodie every time they see one. I'm always like, well come on down to Jersey where they'll do a swan dive into your fucking car...
God that was a good one, Jennifer. Once, in high school, while driving home on a Missouri backroad from my boyfriend's house, I actually killed a rabbit, a cat AND a 'possum all within the same 45 minute drive. Wanna talk about being freaked out?!? I was like a crazy jumble of anxiety when I got home.... totally glad to have made it home alive.
How in the world all those critters ended up crossing my path on the same night, I will never know, but KNOCK ON WOOD, I have never hit a you-know-what. But I am in Hunterdon county so I am always thinking it is just a matter of time....
Thanks so much, Dar. You're very lucky you haven't hit a you-know-what, and what a rotten night that must have been when you hit all those critters
I drove out here for 23 yrs before this accident, while everyone I knew was hitting deer, and I was always wondering when it would be my turn. I hope I get another 23 years, at least.
That's my biggest fear. Luckily hasn't happened yet. I did, however, run over a little turtle that was trying to cross a road in Wisconsin, and I still hear that ka-bump and can see his little squished shell in my mental rearview. shudder.
One of your best yet, Jennifer. It's funny how this gets to people in different ways. Obviously tragic, sadly common, and mildly funny in its psychological absurdity, you nail it all in a few panels.
Wow, woman, you may win the award for being my sickest reader (this is a gold medal). While everyone else is dabbing their eyes, you're laughing your ass off. Way to stick it to the man!
i think this is really hilarious and probably one of my favorite of your comics i've read so far (my god, your facial expressions). i've been snickering obnoxiously in the library.
and to my fellow commenters:
why is this comic making everyone so sad? the strip is hilarious, the deer's might still be alive, and we're currently fighting a war with a us death count of 5,297. i dunno guys, i'm more upset about the war.
Hey, woman--thanks! I'm so glad I'm still able to disrupt the Vassar library, even long-distance. And I'm so glad you got the funny. I think as you age you might find this sadder and sadder until you're my age, and you're slumped on your car, sobbing and softly chuckling at the same time.
And since you commented on some of the other panels, let me say this: NONE of it is a lie. I said ALL this stuff to myself, which shows you how super-turbo-charged-fucked-up I am.
12:03pm / Nov 28, 2009
I don't think I could live with myself if I hit a deer or any animal for that matter. My biggest regret getting my drivers license last year [at the age of 41] was that it would give me the ability to crush life without meaning to.
I'd like to think the deer you hit lived.
Anyhow, your message is loud and clear and sad. Especially on the heels of Thanksgiving Day weekend.
Gobble-COUGH-Gobble
also, if you haven't seen this, you should:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhcgWFOktcI
[you can thank simon fraser for uncovering this gem]