Ask Ghost Pimp
by Maurice Fontenot
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Posted by: Jim H.
11:54am / Jul 16, 2009
11:54am / Jul 16, 2009
Naw, Deana's too approachable-lookin' for my pal Larry. He likes intimidating chicks who look like they're gonna shoot him down, hard. And I gotta admit, so far he's batting 1000...
Posted by: Jim H.
03:15pm / Jul 17, 2009
03:15pm / Jul 17, 2009
Hey, Larry's "Ghost Pimp" t-shirt just came in the mail -- he asked me to send a message on his behalf.
Larry writes:
"Cool, man! This is one bitchin' shirt. And it came in a plain brown wrapper so my mom didn't have a cow, too. With this masterpiece adorning my bod, Honeybox is sure to be happy to see me!
"And like GP sez -- to you losers out there who haven't written in with your problem, get with the program! I mean, what would you rather have, those few remaining shreds of dignity you've been holding on to, or life-changing advice from the Pimp AND a truly cool shirt?"
Larry writes:
"Cool, man! This is one bitchin' shirt. And it came in a plain brown wrapper so my mom didn't have a cow, too. With this masterpiece adorning my bod, Honeybox is sure to be happy to see me!
"And like GP sez -- to you losers out there who haven't written in with your problem, get with the program! I mean, what would you rather have, those few remaining shreds of dignity you've been holding on to, or life-changing advice from the Pimp AND a truly cool shirt?"
10:10am / Jul 16, 2009
I know who Mr. Peabody is, and I know he's actually into Deana Troy from Star Trek TNG!